Welcome to the newly updated, but recently edited, EverythingBacon.com

What is the EverythingBacon story you ask? That is a good question. Most people only know EverythingBacon by its name and through word of mouth...but the name is just the beginning.

Back in a time before time was time, there was a group of radicals controlling their minions who were eloquently known as Bacon. These radicals were known as Slim. Slim was everything that Bacon was not. Slim had goals; Bacon had little drive to accomplish anything. Slim had a purpose for the future; Bacon had a purpose for right now. Slim was good for people; Bacon was censored to protect people. That changed one fateful day...

The Bacon’s were having a rare moment of insight when it suddenly burst out that Slim was in and Bacon was out. Not to be upended by this revelation, the EverythingBacon society was founded. It is the antithesis to all that is proper. They celebrate nakedness, sports, lopsided news, and yes, they even have real thoughtful thoughts. As awkward as it may sound, EverythingBacon is the home to those who were cast out into the streets thanks to the storm that Slim created. And we, the people, welcome you. Oh and if you haven't guessed it, we don't use anything Low-Fat or Calorie Free here. It is the good stuff, the juice and gristle, that makes EverythingBacon great.